Middle aged, achiever setting realistic goals. I'd rather drive the buss than be a passenger.

A military background, a civil servant and small business owner. Would you like fries with that?

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!

"Very pretty General; but can they fight? - The Dirty Dozen

What we have here; is a failure to communicate - Cool Hand Luke

Are southern cows tasty corporal? Quite tasty Sir!-Unknown

You call that a fire? - Me